In his own words, 140 characters at a time, here are some of his most acute observations on Twitter in the past few months
- Apple is worth more than $300bn. In other words much much more than 180mn Pakistanis. Something our politicians shud think about
- How do get rid of obsessional retards who one has blocked but keep slagging u through third parties retweeting their rubbish? Any tips?
- So Facebook the social networking site started by a 26 year old has been valued at $50bn Same as our foreign debt! Something 2 think about?
- I was under huge pressure sure 2 cow down b4 rightest pressure on blasphemy.Refused. Even if I’m the last man standing
- By the time the Cabinet division informed the GOP I was in Dubai I was back thwarting PML N riff raff breaking Gov house gates 4 free meal
- Religous right trying 2 pressurise from the street their support of blasphemy laws.Point is it must be decided in Parlaiment not on the road
- 50+ abusive tweets from India because I advised them 2 stick 2 gana bajana & stop blowing/ misfiring rockets & polluting space
- Covered in the righteous cloak of religon and even a puny dwarf imagines himself a monster . Important to face. And call their bluff
- The best thing we can do for our soft image this Xmas is to dress up Maulana Fazal ur Rahman as Santa Claus. He will be a big hit
- I have an Iphone Ipad & now a Samsung Galaxy. Fully armed and dangerous !
- It is the rich educated & privileged who have destroyed Pak not the poor illeterate & dispossessed
- Interesting Fatima Bhutto& Jemima r attractive women (friends)who market their superficial Pakistan connection 2 guileless western audiences
- Tomorrow mullahs r demonstrating against me after Juma. Thousands of beards screaming 4 my head.What a great feeling!
- I’m ok wth my effigy being burnt and Fatwas against me but i’m really angry that I’m not mentioned anywhere in Wikileaks!
- Held press conference in Sh’kpura jail wth Aasia bibi Got her clemency petition sgnd 2 forward 2 Prezdnt Zardari.Said we want Jinnahs Pak