African Advent Calendar: Day 18, A GOAT

John the Goat, with maybe 48 hours to live

ME (VIA PHONE): Well I’m having a bit of difficulty getting access on election night. The place is swarming with press and the Obamas are a bit fed up with it all. I’ve just bought them a goat though so I think I should get in for that piece we discussed…

ED: Oh, thanks. (CLICK BRRRR)

30 minutes later

ED (SLIGHTLY BREATHLESS): Love the goat. Forget that other piece. Give us the goat. How much did he cost, how did you pick him, what’s his name, you know the sort of thing

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