It would be funny if it hadn’t crippled my entire life. Every time I turn on my computer I get a little jingle and the following message:
“KIBAKI FOR PRESIDENT. VOTE KIBAKI FOR A BETTER FUTURE. KIBAKI TOSHA TENA.”
It seems my computer is infected with the Kibaki Tosha Tena worm. (My Swahili is pretty poor, but I think it means something along the lines of “Kibaki is enough again”).