Monthly Archives: September 2010

Lahore’s Gambling Dens

The directions were vague: drive into Shahnoor, a cluttered corner of Lahore named after a movie studio, where the narrow streets are filled with carts loaded with bananas and motorised rickshaws, then telephone again for more information. After 30 stop-start minutes of 11-point turns we reached our destination. It looked like a half-constructed shopfront. Inside was bare concrete, with two white plastic chairs for visitors.

There I met PK, one of Lahore’s bookmakers. After 20 minutes of stilted chitchat – during which time he was presumably screening me – he led me to the back of the building, where we climbed through a hole in the wall, went up a flight of stairs and arrived at his illegal gambling den just in time for the start of the fourth England-Pakistan one day cricket international…. read more

The Best Spies in the World

It has been a pretty thin time for good news in Pakistan. But you can always rely on the country’s famed military establishment to buck the trend. When they aren’t winning plaudits for delivering aid to flood victims, or being fingered as the hidden hand behind calls for a coup, its intelligence arm – the Inter Services Intelligence directorate – has been named the world’s top spy organisation.

OK, the rankings might have been done by a website that uses celebrity piffle or arbitrary lists to drive traffic to its ads, but credit where credit’s due. As  smashing lists points out…

It has protected its Nuclear Weapons since formed and it has foiled Indian attempts to attain ultimate supremacy in the South-Asian theatres through internal destabilization of India. It is above All in its host country Pakistan ‘A State, with in a State’.

Anyway, here are the rankings in full…

  • 10 – ASIS, Australia
  • 9 – RAW, India
  • 8 – DGSE, France
  • 7 – FSB, Russia
  • 6 – BND, Germany
  • 5 – MSS, China
  • 4 – CIA, US
  • 3 – MI6, UK
  • 2 – Mossad, Israel
  • 1 – ISI, Pakistan

What’s with the fake camps?

There has been a lot of coverage of “fake aid camps” here: relief villages that are set up just before the visit of a VIP then whisked away when the politician, diplomat or United Nations official leaves. Last week The News raises the issue in an editorial…

Doubts over the manner in which relief activities are being conducted can only lead to a hesitation to hand over money. There is also the matter of Pakistan’s image. News items about fake camps do nothing to enhance it.

Some of the stories that prompted the editorial are…

So what’s going on? Are there “show camps” being set up every day to make things look good for the visiting dignitaries? Well, in that last story, where a Unicef official was apparently duped, UN staff said it was not a camp but a “distribution”

Unicef- Pakistan chief Martin Mogwanja said: “We are working in close coordination with district health officials of KP and non-governmental bodies. The relief camp in Charsadda was meant to provide services on mobile basis because affected people keep moving from one place to another and go wherever such facilities are easily available.”

One of the “camps” that Gilani visited also turned out to be a “distribution” – ie was only ever going to be a temporary affair. So what’s going on? It seems like the accusation is being bandied in order to settle scores. On one occasion it was apparently used by local journalists angered that they were excluded from Gilani’s visit in favour of a travelling press corps. On another occasion the allegations seem to have originated with local officials seeking to embarrass the UN. At a time when Pakistan needs all the favourable press it can get, these sorts of things really aren’t helping.

Baptism of Fire

You’ve got to respect Baroness Amos. As British High Commissioner to Australia she could have whiled away her days with a spot of tennis followed by gin and tonics on the verandah, occasionally hosting a trade delegation or planning a reception for this winter’s victorious England’s Ashes team. But no. Less  than a year into her job, she jacked it in to become the UN’s humanitarian chief.

Her first day was Monday. Without even checking out her office, she flew to Pakistan on Tuesday, toured flood-hit Sindh on Wednesday and today, Thursday, learned about the security risks faced by aid workers in Pakistan. After what can only have been about half an hour at Khunder 2 aid camp, just outside Nowshera, her security team raised the alarm and bundled her in the car and raced back to Islamabad. A big demo near Peshawar meant the local police were nervous about the crowd gathering around the peer. Presumably they didn’t want a repeat of what happened to the last baroness to visit

It’s enough to make anyone, ennobled or otherwise, wish for a croquet lawn, butler and life of a high commissioner.

Angelina Jolie Turns Spotlight back to Pakistan

Angelina Jolie in Pakistan, UNHCR

I’ve got mixed feelings about celebrity advocacy. It’s great when they use their pulling power to highlight a cause. But, as readers of this blog will know, I have reservations about their impact on Darfur, for example, where instead of creating space for the policy discussion they have become champions of a particular analysis and solution set – in my opinion, a flawed solution set. Anyway with the UN’s aid appeal now completely stalled (only $3m raised in the past five days – and way short of the $460m target) good on Angelina Jolie for putting in an appearance at just about the time interest around the world is waning.

It’s not about you, George

Poor old George Clooney. While promoting his latest multimillion dollar movie with a string of interviews, he manages to slip in a mention of how the ongoing crisis in Darfur is causing him so much pain…

“But in the case of Darfur it’s been the greatest failure of my life.

“With other people, we’ve been able to get a lot of attention focused on the terrible situation there and nothing has changed. It’s very frustrating.”

In this soundbite he manages to encapsulate almost everything that is wrong  with the world’s response to the conflict in Sudan, and highlight the shift that has happened in how we think about humanitarian assistance and conflict resolution.

The simple fact, George, is that the failure in Darfur is not about you. It is not about your pain or frustration or failure or disappointment. It is about the 144 people who died in violence during July (the most recent figures), it is about the risk of a flare-up in the conflict and the millions of people still living in aid camps too frightened to go home.

But this is not what the global response to Darfur is based upon. Instead of adopting policies that will mitigate the pain and suffering on the ground, the advocacy movement has focused on a human rights analysis that highlights the motives of consumers, politicians and leaders in the West. Divestment campaigns, rallies and letter writing campaigns are the tactic, with a strategy of forcing governments at home to adopt a pure outlook.

It is a clever way of operating. By concentrating on T-shirts, banners and wristbands it has clear, achievable targets and can generate a vast, grassroots movement. The same tactics have been used by anti-poverty campaigners and anti-war protesters, turning the debate from discussing outcomes in Africa or Iraq, to one of personal responsibility: What did you do in the anti-war campaign Daddy?

The problem though is that Darfur – or any other humanitarian crisis – is not about what we are doing. It should be about whether or not we have made a difference on the ground. It should be about them. Clooney’s words suggest he has discovered this dichotomy. His campaign has been incredibly successful – helping deploy UN-AU peacekeepers and getting President Omar al Bashir indicted at the International Criminal Court – yet it hasn’t stopped the conflict.

Instead Clooney should change his ethical outlook, opting instead for one that values improvements on the ground rather than judging the morality of the players. Ends rather than means.

He is not alone. Principles such as the responsibility to protect or calls to human rights have supplanted other ways of looking at the world. They are powerful norms to prompt people to act in preventing suffering, but they have been reified, turned into ends in themselves. They aren’t. They are rules of thumb: shortcuts to doing the right thing. Forget that and we are in danger of forgetting the purpose of what we are trying to do.

Ultimately we have to remember that actions can only be right in so much as they improve conditions of people in need, ease suffering and make the world a better place. I’m sorry you are disappointed and frustrated, George, but you aren’t the one I care about.

Cricket and Conspiracy Theories

I’m still on the steep part of the Pakistan learning curve. Even so, after four months it’s pretty clear there are two things that you need to know about in this place: Cricket and conspiracy theories. The two have come together rather neatly in the betting scandal, when Mazhar Majeed apparently accepted £150,000 in return for promising Pakistani bowlers would deliver no-balls to order. It didn’t take long for India, and its intelligence agency RAW, to be exposed as the hidden hand behind the slur on Pakistan

Mazhar Majeed told the undercover reporter that there are no major activities when the “Indian market is not open”. On the other side he has been closely interacting with Pakistani cricketers since many years. Mazhar Majeed is a RAW front man and holds a key position in RAW’s illicit fund generation program that includes running Mafia wings, running brothel houses, prostitution syndicates gambling dens, and betting on matches of Cricket, soccer and even tennis. He was handpicked by RAW and was put under the command of RAW’s Special Operations Division SOD, headed by Chhota Rajan where he was trained for sports betting.

This is the sort of stuff you’d expect here. What I didn’t expect was a senior politician to tell me the whole thing was a set-up, questioning the News of the World’s reputation (well, yes, I see the point) and that the video of the handover was probably filmed after the balls were bowled. He wisely asked for his comments to be off the record. After the meeting I watched Pakistan’s High Commissioner to London, Wajid Shamsul Hasan, say exactly the same thing to an assembled media throng.

This will not surprise Pakistani lovers of cricket. But another thing I am learning is that you shouldn’t expect cricket here to be cleaned up any time soon.